An Alternative Gift Wrap

The following is a Public Service Announcement to all individuals who borrow items from acquaintances and then take forever (if ever) to give said borrowed items back.

When returning a late item, this is totally the way to win back all lost points:

Wrap said item in chocolate bars.

I mean, come on. There's no way I can maintain an irritated glare when staring at the beautiful block lettering of HERSHEY'S. This formerly-flaky-now-fabulous friend was even so kind as to provide both an almond and a nut-free option. Suddenly I no longer care that this particular DVD was borrowed a mere seven months ago.

(I also love how Jim Carrey is suspiciously eyeing the candy bar above him. Jim, if you could only be so lucky to be completely emprisoned by chocolate.)

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